Emails from prospective Indian suppliers dated 1st November 2007:
“…SIR, WE NEVER GIVE YOU ANY FALSE INFORMATIONS AND WE WOULD LIKE TO DO ONLY HONEST BUSINESS. BECAUSE GOD HAS GIVEN US AMPLE OF MONEY AND NO WORRIES ANYMORE……….. EVEN IF WE DONT GET ANY ORDERS WE ARE HAPPY, WE DO NOT WANT TO GET FOOLED THIS IS THE PROBLEM”.Dr Ali, from India, exporter of roses and Palm trees– and now exporter of ‘Quercus Rubra Northern Red Oak trees’ through his “..Spanish contacts”.
“How can you help me and what advantage do you want”.Anonymous Indian salesman
“We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.”
– Oscar Wilde